Well, Teen Mom “Star” (I use the word loosely) Jenelle Evans got popped again. According to police in North Carolina, Evans assaulted someone early Sunday morning (AKA LATE Saturday night.) Oh, and she had a pocket full of weed too. SMDH at these kids who go on TV talking about how they jacked their life up, then think they’re actually somebody. Lindsay Lohan could’ve pulled it off. Not you Ms. Evans. Click here to see her completely pathetic tearstreaked mugshot. Is it just me, or did she shrink three inches since the last mugshot?