98.7 AMP Radio’s Black Beatles (Girl Scout Remix)


Whether or not you’re a fan of Rae Sremmurd Ft. Gucci Mane’s Black Beatles, chances are you love Girl Scout cookies.

What do the two of those things have to do with each other?

Well, everything. When you combine Julia’s songwriting skills and Slacker’s singing over a melody you’re extremely familiar with.

I mean, have you ever really wondered if the Girl Scouts have a black market? Or been sold knock-offs by a middle-aged man dressed as a Girl Scout?

Here is the official 98.7 AMP Radio Black Beatles (Girl Scout Remix)!

This song might resonate with you, or just scare you, but feel free to follow along with the lyrics!


Fake Girl Scouts in the city

Look back immediately 

They’ll confiscate your moneys


I said Samoas but these cookies are Keebler

It’s that time I need cookies for a reason

Taxes back and it’s Girl Scout season

What am I s’posed to do with no daughters or no nieces

Facebook marketplace, I found troop 303 


That girl said she’d meet me that evenin’

I know she young but I ain’t even creepin’

I meet her there, in my Lincoln

Thought she’d bring her mom but I ain’t even see her


You’re in 6th grade why are you winkin’?

And why you sound like Liam Neeson? 

Thin mints, give her money to be paid

Got samoas all day

Then she opened up her beater

Even had a card reader

Rockin’ Girl Scout patches said, “I’m your cookie dealer”

Them Samoas came in bags, asked to see the real label

She said “Wutchu tryna say?” (Wutchu tryna say?)


And you charge more

It’s 5 for 20, or 1 for 4

The troop black market bank rollin’

You ain’t no Girl Scout, you just trollin’


Written by Julia, sung by Slacker, and produced by Chad Mandichak




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